floralprintprouvaire: involvingmeinvolvingyou: If you wanna be my lover You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
bloxman830: assemble-the-cabbages: all-the-gay-ships: youbettersuitup: forevercryingbecausemerlin: cartoonmotioned: benedictedcumberbabeof221: jordan-has-lost-his-mind: should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo im looking at you Sherlock fandom. here we come bring the crack au’s supernatural fandom you’re up next guys ...
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
sigoynerblod: OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK
baboushkat: 2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter. OMG
hellolxsa: i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to...
owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING. you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and...
“That’s what she said.”
I want a nice body, but then like… food.
dontworrybekarl: But how do people have strictly themed blogs? I reblog what ever remotely holds my attention for .5 seconds